Same thing happened two days in a row.
Frantic tourist on train: Does this train go to the JFK?
Passenger 1: Um, yeah, no, maybe.
Passenger 2: Well it depends. You need a far rockaway bound A train. Not a lefferts boulevard A train.
Tourist: Which is this?
Passenger looks for a digital display on the inside of the car. There is only one and it glows a sickly green-yellow. No words are displayed on it.
Passenger: Guess you'll find out.
..the next day...
Jay Street Station. Woman on train platform. A train has arrived. It is extremely crowded.
Woman: Is this going to the airport?
It doesn't say on the outside.
Passengers: (get out of the way, lady)
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